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Funny representations of internet browser users

The BBC Click program about technology recently reported on the fact that Windows now has to include a choice of browsers in new bundled operating systems to avoid an unfair advantage for Explorer and had comments from various companies providing browsers about why theirs is the browser of choice.

If you watch the second half though you will see what they say are videos by viewers indicative of the repsonses they received. Get the feeling the producers of Click don’t use/like Explorer? Though they have the Microsoft guy on first in the execs portion – check out the viewer representing Explorer. roflol

Developers doing extra coding to make something work in Explorer 6 – Consider the Naked Man!

Internet Explorer User on BBC's Click

Question: Is the Mozilla/firefox woman attempting to recreate the firefox on her head?!

Click on the image to open the video.

Ranting about ads: Jeff Buckley

In the last year there have been two commercials screened on TV promoting yet another post-humous Jeff Buckley collection. Below is the original advertisement for “So Real: Songs from Jeff Buckley.”

Original cover

Original cover

link to new TV ad

Links to new TV ad

After Alexandra Burke won X Factor (UK singing competition with Simon Cowell as a judge/producer) and the winner’s song was announced as a cover version of Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah a grassroots effort was made by the UK public (facebook group) to bring Jeff Buckley’s single to Xmas number 1 instead.

For fans, Alexandra Burke’s gospel-ly version just seemed to miss the point unless it’s ironic but according to this article that does not appear to be the case.

A cheap attempt to capitalize on this fervor came in the form of a new TV ad and CD cover being released.

The new advertisement attempts to capitalize on the X Factor tie-in by increasing the font on “Hallelujah” obscenely, larger than the artist’s name. It also appeals to the same maudlin tactics the television show is skewered for by focusing on the tragedy of his death (in a new print ad and tv ad). On this season’s X Factor, what should have been the personal tragedies and triumphs of the contestants, was spun in an endless parade of PR and airtime, there was a contestant with a dead wife, one with a dead mother, a new baby sister, a dead almost grandmother, etc.

Just thought the bad taste should be documented. When I saw the new ad it made me want to throw up and throw something at the TV. Instead I ranted at Kevin and now I bring the joy to you.

And now for my cheap attempt to capitalize: Amazon Jeff Buckley Store.

VH1: America’s Most Smartest Model – Ben Stein’s Exit Lines

America's Most Smartest Model
Sunday will be the finale of America’s Most Smartest Model. Till we find out if the winner will be Model, Pseudo-Soviet, Anger Management Issues Andre or Sleazy – Evil 80′s Movie Frat Boy VJ…enjoy Ben Stein‘s previous exit lines to the contestants.

UPDATE: VJ wins.

AMSM ep01: Gaston and Victoria, like the legbones of a cetacean mammal, you are now vestigal.

AMSM ep02: Like the conventional paradigm in the pre-Copernican era of geocentric cosmology, Erika you have been invalidated.

AMSM ep03: Like Hannibal at the Battle of Zama, Mandy Lynn you have been vanquished.

AMSM ep04: Like the audience who witnessed the swan song of the corpulent soprano Leontyne Price in 1997, Jessie the fat lady has sung.

AMSM ep05: Like the Articles of Confederation after the ratification of the Constitution you are now historical arcana. [Lisa]

AMSM ep06: [blonde] Rachel eliminated without a line from Ben Stein.

Like the 101st Airborne Division at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, [Aussie] Rachael you have avoided being annihilated.

AMSM ep07: Like involuntary servitude after the enactment of the 13th ammendment, Daniel, you are abolished.

AMSM ep08: Like the Soviet Space Station Mir upon its reentry into Earth’s atmosphere, Pickel, you have been obliterated.

AMSM ep09: Like the long-extinct Australopithecus afarensis you [Aussie] Rachael must vanish into oblivion.

Like discoloration of the tooth enamel after the application of a whitening dentifrice, you Brett, must now disappear into history.

AMSM ep10: Angela eliminated without a line from Ben Stein.

AMSM ep11: Like the Red Army in the Battle of Stalingrad in February of 1943, VJ, you have staved off defeat and vanquished your enemy. You are America’s Most Smartest Model.

There’s a great conversation about the show here with links to modeling done by the contestants and fun dialogue from the show.

An Inconvenient Truth about Live Earth in London

We managed to catch bits of Live Earth….The Foo Fighters rocked…Kevin’s dad’s reaction to Spinal Tap: “They’re a bit daft aren’t they?”…The Pussycat Dolls looked like hookers and the Beastie Boys looked like elder statesmen.

The most extreme range of crappy to sublime in one performer was the finale by Madonna.

La Isla Bonita as performed by Madonna with Gogol Bordello was absolutely genius. So that’s what the song was missing – wacked out gypsies. Admittedly, I really liked the song when it was first released in 1987. I was 10 or 11 at the time.

The point of the concerts according to the official website:

Live Earth is a 24-hour, 7-continent concert series taking place on 7/7/07 that will bring together more than 100 music artists and 2 billion people to trigger a global movement to solve the climate crisis.

The stupidest song possible for Live Earth was Madonna’s Hung Up, the very last song to cap off the night.

A crisis does not indicate that “Time Goes By So Slowly.” This lyric repeats in the damn song at least 14 times, but probably more. And time probably moved even faster last night with the environmental impact of these shows.

Video of Madonna with Gogol Bordello:

Gogol Bordello

Gogol Bordello

Madonna

Madonna

Foo Fighters

Foo Fighters

Spinal Tap

Spinal Tap

Pussycat Dolls

Pussycat Dolls

Beastie Boys

Beastie Boys

An Inconvenient Truth

An Inconvenient Truth

An Inconvenient Truth

An Inconvenient Truth



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