Sunday will be the finale of America’s Most Smartest Model. Till we find out if the winner will be Model, Pseudo-Soviet, Anger Management Issues Andre or Sleazy – Evil 80′s Movie Frat Boy VJ…enjoy Ben Stein‘s previous exit lines to the contestants.
UPDATE: VJ wins.
AMSM ep01: Gaston and Victoria, like the legbones of a cetacean mammal, you are now vestigal.
AMSM ep02: Like the conventional paradigm in the pre-Copernican era of geocentric cosmology, Erika you have been invalidated.
AMSM ep03: Like Hannibal at the Battle of Zama, Mandy Lynn you have been vanquished.
AMSM ep04: Like the audience who witnessed the swan song of the corpulent soprano Leontyne Price in 1997, Jessie the fat lady has sung.
AMSM ep05: Like the Articles of Confederation after the ratification of the Constitution you are now historical arcana. [Lisa]
AMSM ep06: [blonde] Rachel eliminated without a line from Ben Stein.
Like the 101st Airborne Division at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, [Aussie] Rachael you have avoided being annihilated.
AMSM ep07: Like involuntary servitude after the enactment of the 13th ammendment, Daniel, you are abolished.
AMSM ep08: Like the Soviet Space Station Mir upon its reentry into Earth’s atmosphere, Pickel, you have been obliterated.
AMSM ep09: Like the long-extinct Australopithecus afarensis you [Aussie] Rachael must vanish into oblivion.
Like discoloration of the tooth enamel after the application of a whitening dentifrice, you Brett, must now disappear into history.
AMSM ep10: Angela eliminated without a line from Ben Stein.
AMSM ep11: Like the Red Army in the Battle of Stalingrad in February of 1943, VJ, you have staved off defeat and vanquished your enemy. You are America’s Most Smartest Model.
There’s a great conversation about the show here with links to modeling done by the contestants and fun dialogue from the show.
